What exactly is a Lenny Rock Muncher?


The Lenny Rock Muncher, or Leonard's Geological Consumption Mammal is a strange and vaguely interesting creature, just as the collection of things in shower drains are strange and vaguely interesting. That is to say that both the Lenny Rock Muncher and shower drain collectives are small, have hair on top, but are mostly compiled of skin-flakes and complete shit.

The Lenny Rock Muncher travels quickly and close to ground levels. They move so fast that they run backwards so as to only see where they have been, and not where they are going. This is to save time in their movements by preventing the chance of stopping to see something interesting up ahead... the mentality of an LRM believes that if it does see something of interest, then it would have to turn around, and run backwards to inspect closer, and by that stage, whatever the interesting item is, it would probably have moved on in a borishly slow and foward-like manner. Either that or it would just be another shower drain... and we all know that these are not so much interesting as they are strange and vague.

This particular LRM is an aspiring film-maker with a degree in Screen Production in Digital Media that would appear to be not worth the contempt that it was earned with. However, LRM's are known to gain Australian film-making degrees as these are without doubt the most backwards, frantic, strange and vaguely interesting tertiary courses on offer world-wide. So much so that it actually helps to attack them arse-first, much to the liking of this LRM. And, lets face it, you need a tertiary degree to clean the shit out of shower drains these days.